Detroit Lions

[Indy]

Michigan Law: The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit .

> For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets.

> If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



> Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
> A. The Detroit Lions.

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> Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

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> Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?
> A. Put up a goal post.

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> Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
> A. To the Detroit Lions Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

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> Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
> A. A thief.

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> Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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> Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
> A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

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> Q. What do the Detroit Lions and a possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

[Stu]

Ouch man....
Well in any case Congrats on a perfect season...the way they played...they EARNED IT!!!