Joke of the Day

[DaJudge]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated:
"Oh he did, did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora......The gardener did."
Silence.
Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

[BOUNTYHUNTER]

 

[Nick1945]

Good one

 

[Sled Dog]

she knows when to ask for a raise