Indy
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his
seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?
"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some to the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when, in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have
also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the
Southern Redneck. Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing
all this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight toward his
seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?
"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some to the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when, in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have
also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the
Southern Redneck. Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing
all this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
Superman
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LMAO!
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LMFAO
MOTOWN SPEEDFREEK
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thats ine hell of a story!!! LMFAO!!
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Thats freeking funny i dont care who you are lol 
