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> > A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed > > was > > nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, > > propped > > up prominently o n the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst > > premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the > > letter.
> >
> > Dear Dad:
> > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> > with > my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I > > have > > been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> >
> > But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
> > tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than > > I > > am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we > > will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> > firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
> > children. Stacy has o pened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
> > really > > hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
> > other > > people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will > > pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
> > deserves it.
> > Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I'm > > sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
> > grandchildren.
> > Love, Your Son John
> >
> > PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> > wanted
> > to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
> > that's in my center desk drawer.
> >
> > I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
bed > > was > > nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, > > propped > > up prominently o n the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst > > premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the > > letter.
> >
> > Dear Dad:
> > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> > with > my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I > > have > > been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> >
> > But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
> > tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than > > I > > am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we > > will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> > firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
> > children. Stacy has o pened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
> > really > > hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
> > other > > people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will > > pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
> > deserves it.
> > Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I'm > > sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
> > grandchildren.
> > Love, Your Son John
> >
> > PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> > wanted
> > to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
> > that's in my center desk drawer.
> >
> > I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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LOL thats pretty creative 
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why didnt i ever think of that...
