I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he's 67 ). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors- green,red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked: " What's the matter old
man, never done anything wild in your life ?"Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response:, I knew he would have a good one,In a classic style he responded without batting an eyelid," Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid. "
man, never done anything wild in your life ?"Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response:, I knew he would have a good one,In a classic style he responded without batting an eyelid," Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid. "
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lmfao 
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that is rich!!!! lmao!!!
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Good one 
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ryan that just made my night!
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That is great. Your dad sounds awesome
