New Store opening

[TBay Sledhead]

Two businessmen in New York were standing around, taking a break in
their soon-to-be new store. The store wasn't ready and didn't even have the
shelves set up.


One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some old man is going to walk by, put his face to the
window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old
man
walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What 'r ya
sellin' here?"


One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling #*$&@-holes."


Without skipping a beat the old man said, "Must be doing well, only two
left."

 

[Irv]