Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the
road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the
pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and
were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't
come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of
the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the
road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the
pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and
were skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming
out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't
come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of
the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast.
Yamahnator
TY 4 Stroke Guru
That's pretty good.
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YA, that left me with a good visual LOL!!
