Yakuza
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided
to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
“Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't
know beans about medicine thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of
days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: “I have
lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory
back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can
hardly see anything!!!! "
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) .
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young"
doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to p!ss us off
Merry Christmas everyone!
to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:
“Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't
know beans about medicine thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of
days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: “I have
lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory
back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can
hardly see anything!!!! "
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) .
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young"
doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place so it doesn't take much to p!ss us off
Merry Christmas everyone!
