canoehead
TY 4 Stroke God
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2011
- Messages
- 2,134
- Reaction score
- 95
- Points
- 1,063
- Location
- NE, Alberta
- Country
- Canada
- Snowmobile
- 2014 XF9000, 2016 Viper XTX
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A:It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under..'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:Because when they arrive, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world's best short joke:A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
A:It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under..'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:Because when they arrive, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world's best short joke:A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
snobill
TY 4 Stroke Master
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2012
- Messages
- 1,084
- Reaction score
- 321
- Points
- 1,058
- Location
- Wisconsin Rapids , WI
- Country
- USA
- Snowmobile
- 2012 apex xtx
