Canadian eh?

[maim]

a little Canadian humor i found on a local atv site.
forget rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

If your local dairy queen is closed from september through may, you may live in Canada.
If someone in a home depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you've had a legnthy thelephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
If you have switched from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kids halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 kph -- you're going 90 and everyone is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your canadian freinds & others, you definately live in Canada.

 

[jimmie d]

Really Really Good and factual.


Jim

 

[Stu]

The UP might as well be part of Canada. I think anyone who lives here can pretty much relate to all of the criteria displayed above!

 

[sleddheadd]

 

[BOUNTYHUNTER]

 

[maim]

thought you guys might like it.

 

[pat the rat]

the snowblower part should be switched to snowmobiles cuz in my case i have double the mileage on my sled compared to my truck this winter and every winter,