Snowmobile history

[Studroes144]

Solely for the reading enjoyment and not meant to bash on anyone or any machine. Snowmobile history: the first snowmobile ever invented was built by twin brothers whose last name was Stroke. After the build was finished the two brothers recieved so much publicity because of what they accomplished, a machine with a long rubber track and two skis that could glide across the snow. After much thought and preparation the brothers decided to produce their own line of snowmobile to sell to the consumer public. Fittingly enough their product became know as 2 stroke because of it's original origin from the twin Stroke brothers. As like any new product, they sold like hot cakes. Unfortunately the Stroke brothers were faced with their biggest challenge yet and that being, these 2 strokes just would not stay running..spark plugs kept fouling, piston rings were wearing out, crank bearings were falling out, it was a disaster! The Stroke brothers sat down and had a very serious discussion as to what they could do to solve the issues with their 2 stroke snowmobiles. The one brother suggested to pack up shop and leave town as fast as possible, as cowardly as it sounds, that was their plan. If it wasn't for what happened next the world of snowmobiling as we know it may not exist. Thank god for rolling suit cases! As the first brother (who might I ad was very old fashion and didn't have an inventive mind) picked up his suitcase and carried it to their getaway vehicle, the second brother (who always tried to change things so they worked easier and performed better) had rigged up a set of wheels and a rope on his suitcase so rather than carrying he could simply pull his around. "THATS IT" the second brother said to the first.. This is how we will get out of the mess we are in..we will simply produce a tow rope and sell them with each 2 stroke at a slightly additional cost, that way all of our customers are not sitting out there in the dead of winter at 20 below with no way to get home, they simply hook up their broken 2 stroke to one of their friends 2 strokes that is hopefully still running and they can tow the broken sled home where it can get a full engine rebuild. This went on for many years with great success and people really got used to the idea of carrying a tow rope with them and got so used to being towed home that they never thought any differently about it. The Stroke brothers became so wealthy from their rope invention that they were simply irresistible to women. Fortunately enough they both were married and each had a son of their own. Once the young boys grew up and began to have a better understanding of the snowmobile trends and a good sense of marketing they came up with the idea "what if we make a snowmobile that doesn't break down? One that doesn't need to be towed in after every other ride" well between the 2 fathers and the 2 sons they produced a machine like none other..a machine that is reliable but yet based 100% on performance. A machine that doesn't require smelly 2 stroke oil and expensive engine rebuilds. Since it was a group effort between all 4 individuals, that my friends, is when the first 4 stroke snowmobile was created. After everyone realized how much more fun, efficient, and reliable these new 4 strokes were compared to the 2 strokes, a need trend took off, it was now the 4 stroke era and everyone wanted to experience the new trend. With great success the 4 individuals produced are large line up of 4 stroke snowmobiles with many different engines to suit every rider and their style of riding. Their new lineup was then given the name Yamaha, which in Japanese we all know means, "most fun, efficient and reliable snowmobile on snow." God bless those 4 men!

 

[stingray719]

BWAHAHAHAH now that was FUNNY! Thanks!

 

[yamadoo]

I like it!!!!!!

 

[BOUNTYHUNTER]

Toooooooooooooo Funny

 

[TestMaster]

Think you ought to be writing books, there a couple of topics you could spin doctor perfectly!

Maybe political speeches, or perhaps run for President, or CEO of Yamaha, first non Japanese president ever!

Great job, VERY entertaining! I'm sure that many will plagiarize your writings!

 

[Bluebullet]

Nice work, I like it!

 

[snowbeast]

That was very entertaining,and well written,congrats!!!

 

[Yamadog]

Wait till you hear about the 4 strokes chance meeting of elizabeth turbo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Studroes144]

Really looking forward to miss Elizabeth! Lol

 

[Yamadog]

Really looking forward to miss Elizabeth! Lol

Oh she is a fine lady of class and distinction!!!! But she can be fickle and high maintenance!!!