The Lone Ranger's last request

[hamrtyme]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...

"In honor of the Harvest Festival,

YOU will be executed in three days."


"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse."


The Chief nods and Silver is brought

before the Lone Ranger who whispers in

Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with

a beautiful blond woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches,

the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent

and spends the night.


The next morning the Indian Chief admits

he's impressed..

"You have a very fine and loyal horse",

"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request ???"


The Lone Ranger again asks to speak

to his horse.

Silver is brought to

him,

and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears

over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a

voluptuous brunette, more attractive

than the blond.


She enters the Lone Rangers tent

and spends the night.


The following morning the Indian Chief

is again impressed.

"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."


"What is your LAST request ???"


The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,

and Silver is brought to

the Lone Ranger's tent.


Once they're alone,

the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,

Looks him square in the eye and says,



Listen Very Carefully !!!!

FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...


I SAID ...





"BRING POSSE"

 

[snobill]

LOL !

 

[Mooseman]

Hahaha!