Two Lips and Seven Kisses

[hamrtyme]

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

 

[OVR4D]

True story:

In high school, a friend of mine used to work at Clark 76 filling station with a couple of service bays for light mechanical work etc. One day he got called from a guy who said he was flushing the coolant in vehicle in preparation for winter and needed a few parts. The guy then tells my friend: "My daughter needs a hose ... I'm gonna send her down there ... Can one of you guys give her what she needs?

My friend, who is one of those guys who forgets to make sure his words hit the wisdom tooth before leaving his mouth, says "Yes sir! I'd be happy to service your daughter. What does she look like?"

After that, the phone went dead and no one ever stopped by that day asking for a radiator hose.

 

[snobill]

 

[Irv]

Reminds of this one. Which is better, "Roses on a piano or Tulips on an organ"