A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
> The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
> He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
> 'Have you ever been in the military service?'
> 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
> The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
> The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
> testicles.'
>
> The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points
> for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
> 10:00 A.M. every day.'
> The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
> 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
> 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
> scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'
> The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
> He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
> 'Have you ever been in the military service?'
> 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
> The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
> The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
> testicles.'
>
> The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points
> for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
> 10:00 A.M. every day.'
> The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
> 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
> 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
> 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
> scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'
Ah but isn't it the truth? I have a roomate who works overnights at the post office and you wouldn't believe the stories.
