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A man wonders if sex on the sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or
play. He asks a priest for his opinion on the question.The priest says after consulting
the bible,"My son,after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and not premitted on the sabbath."
THE man thinks:what does a priest know about sex?
He goes to a minister...a married man, experienced... for the answer.He queries the minister and receives tha same reply. Sex is work and not for the sabbath! Not pleased
with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority-- a man of thousands of years
of tradition and knowledge: a rabbi.
The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son,sex is definitely play."
The man replys,"rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?
The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work... my wife would have the maid do it."
play. He asks a priest for his opinion on the question.The priest says after consulting
the bible,"My son,after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and not premitted on the sabbath."
THE man thinks:what does a priest know about sex?
He goes to a minister...a married man, experienced... for the answer.He queries the minister and receives tha same reply. Sex is work and not for the sabbath! Not pleased
with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority-- a man of thousands of years
of tradition and knowledge: a rabbi.
The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son,sex is definitely play."
The man replys,"rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?
The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work... my wife would have the maid do it."
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