Discussion in 'Lounge' started by steiner, Mar 23, 2020.
They will not be able to make these fast enough
--An old priest got sick and tired hearing so many in his parish confessing to adultery.
During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’m quitting!”
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.” From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had “fallen.”
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until one day the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor, indicating he was quite concerned and telling the mayor, “you have to do something about the sidewalks in this town. You can’t believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!”
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest. But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said, “I don’t understand why you’re laughing; your wife fell three times last week!”
Covid be damned....
I am all for DIY projects but I think this one just maybe crossed the line...
Well obviously this person is brain dead, look at the bumper sticker......
Obviously this is the new high strength wood that they are selling. No wonder lumber cost 2 1/2 times it did in March LOL
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