The Covid Escape Room

[VX1R]

 

[VX1R]

 

[steiner]

 

[VX1R]

Time for a Blonde joke...

PS...No offense to Frank the Tank

 

[bleedyamaha]

Thats because it was a TDK. Maxell XL2 where much better.

Maxwells were awesome. Had to wait 2 weeks till I got paid or waited till the two pack went on sale then started recording songs off the radio when I was 14 years old.

 

[steiner]

 

[Trussman]

Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.

My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.

Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below freezing outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

I love approaching 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.



Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.

Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Me : To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember…Don’t sing!

I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.

You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

 

[steiner]

 

[VX1R]

Getting ready for the Minnesota Fishing Opener this weekend with my new Trolling Motor...

 

[jonlafon1]

Getting ready for the Minnesota Fishing Opener this weekend with my new Trolling Motor...

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Looks like something this guy made???

 

[Snorunner]

Bill & Linda Gates are getting a divorce. Linda gets to keep the house. Bill gets to keep the Windows. Lol!

 

[steiner]

 

[VX1R]

'Gotta love the change of seasons in the Midwest....

 

[steiner]

 

[VX1R]

They said try fishing. It will be fun......